Hello again! please excuse the constant interruptions, but we have some very exciting news! Our lazy-ass web designer has finally added the post rating widget that I have been asking for since March. Hooray for him, that he has finally done what I asked him to do 4 months ago. I hope the ten minutes…
Infinite Confidence
Todd Park was tired. Not from lack of sleep, although he had tossed and turned all night. He was tired of his job. He didn’t know what he wanted to do, but he knew he had to do something else. His real name wasn’t Todd either, it was Myung-Dae, but Todd was much easier, and…
The Cure for Road Rage
by Dr. Love Cutting people off, shouting obscenities, crude gestures, shootings; these are all the horrible offspring of that evil monster called road rage. It is such an epidemic problem that I am appalled nothing is being done about it. Well I have the solution, and no, little miss-road-rage, it does not involve “killing all the…
Site News #4
Welcome to the fourth installment of Stupidopolis site news! We have some very exciting things to go over today, and not a lot of time, so let’s defer any questions to the end, and get right to it. Analytics: According to Google Analytics, Stupidopolis is the number one mistaken landing page! 63% of our visitors…
Dear Advice
DEAR SOUND TECHNICIAN: I am a happily married man in my early 40’s. My wife and I have always had fun together no matter what we did, but lately it has been getting harder to satisfy her in the bedroom. She says it’s not me, and although I am losing a bit of my hair,…
Maintenance Guy Replaced
Tenants at 832 Seward received an alarming notice at 4pm Central Standard Time indicating that effective immediately, Vasile Tiplea was no longer the maintenance man for the building in question. The circumstance of his replacement were not revealed, but the memo went on to say that Eddie Vonservia would take over maintenance duties at the…
On the Edge of Outsourcing
6/26/2008 Outsourcing is the latest fad to fail in corporate America, but it needn’t be so. The trouble with all of these fads is that they attack a symptom, but never address the root cause. If your company has tried it, you are aware of the damage it can do. If your company is talking…
Organic Pet Rocks!
Stop destroying the environment by supporting the processing and sales of hormone and pesticide laden pet rocks. Purchase organic rocks hand selected in a renewable an sustainable fashion without destroying the rainforest or clubbing baby seals! Remember, if it doesn’t say organic, you’re murdering the earth!
Chicken Spaghetti Thief
I was recently discussing inventions with a co-worker of mine when he suggested that I Google the description to see if the product already existed. “Oh no,” I said “they steal ideas from people. I don’t do that anymore!” He seemed confused, so I explained; search engines have been aware of this for years. They…
Feng Shuing!
by Loren Jersey A new reality show is taking the nation by storm. Competitive Feng Shui has got everybody talking. The show begins with three identical stage rooms, each with several articles of furniture, plants, small sculptures and paintings just outside the rooms. Contestants are given 10 minutes to arrange the rooms for a specific…