Automated Electronics Unlimited of Bedford Falls, New Hampshire has announced in a site news email that they have elected to switch to green trash bags in an effort to reduce their carbon footprint, and environmental impact. This move was praised by most of the location’s 430 employees as a sign that management really is aware…
Month: April 2010
Spring Cleaning 2 – Miscellaneous Bits
“This is a series of thoughts which never made it into anything, but are cluttering up my notebook.” Erk ——————– Inventor of the cheese-scented seatbelt. Unlike the edible seatbelt [the S-eatbelt], which, while designed to allow seatbelt escape even while inverted, posed some logistic problems, not the least of which was the inability of most…
Spring Cleaning 1 – The Old Codger
“This was of course inspired by Grandpa Simpson, and was supposed to be a wandering letter to some company. The continnuity needs a little work, and the ending is weak, but I’m not working on it anymore, so here it is.” – Erk Dear Sirs, I am very disappointed in your product. These support hose…
Spring Cleaning!
Hello faithful reader[s]! As you may be aware, Spring is in the air. We here at Stupidopolis are cleaning house, and will be posting a plethora of unfinished (and in some cases unwritten) articles just to get them off our notebooks and allow us to make a fresh start. Over the next few weeks expect…