It was 9am, and Dick moved with purpose down the aisle from his office to the lab. As he passed the empty cubes of his subordinates he felt a grim satisfaction. They are all in the lab, he thought, and that means they are all working. But how hard are they working? And are they doing everything I told…
Month: August 2008
On Average the Internet is Just 3 Guys
by Loren Jersey If you’ve been paying any attention to the Stupidopolis site news, you have read a few statistics that we were quite happy about, regardless of what Fred our dear editor has written. We average around 150 hits per month when there is new material. Google Analytics tells us that these hits come…
Eating Dangerously
By Enlitened Organic food scares me. Not because I am afraid that organic food is bad for me, but because the logical contusion is that I have been eating inorganic food all my life. My belly is filled with rocks! That’s why my teeth are so bad! I thought it was my parent’s fault, but…
Gutt the Incredible
Gutt sat at his desk and watched the animated radar images of the approaching storm. It was a big one; he would have to leave early to stay ahead of it. At that thought he felt a twinge. Someone was going to try to foil his attempt to leave early. He felt it in the…