Maintenance Guy Replaced

Tenants at 832 Seward received an alarming notice at 4pm Central Standard Time indicating that effective immediately, Vasile Tiplea was no longer the maintenance man for the building in question. The circumstance of his replacement were not revealed, but the memo went on to say that Eddie Vonservia would take over maintenance duties at the address. “I never could pronounce that guy’s name” One tenant was quoted as saying. “Eddie is so much easier.”