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Organic Pet Rocks!

Posted on June 25, 2008 by Erk

Stop destroying the environment by supporting the processing and sales of hormone and pesticide laden pet rocks. Purchase organic rocks hand selected in a renewable an sustainable fashion without destroying the rainforest or clubbing baby seals! Remember, if it doesn’t say organic, you’re murdering the earth!

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2 thoughts on “Organic Pet Rocks!”

  1. carlene says:
    June 25, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    But, they look exactly like the toxin-tainted rocks. How can I be sure they’re organic, other than by the fact that they are 4 FREAKIN TIMES MORE EXPENSIVE, hmmmmm?

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  2. Erk says:
    June 26, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    That is a small price to pay to save the earth, don’t you think? A percentage of all the profits goes to PETR (People for the Ethical Treatment of Rocks), GreenPeas, and Treehuggers Anonymous, so dig deep and buy our rocks!

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