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Author: drlove

AEU Going Green

Posted on April 9, 2010 by drlove

Automated Electronics Unlimited of Bedford Falls, New Hampshire has announced in a site news email that they have elected to switch to green trash bags in an effort to reduce their carbon footprint, and environmental impact. This move was praised by most of the location’s 430 employees as a sign that management really is aware…

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Spring Cleaning 2 – Miscellaneous Bits

Posted on April 9, 2010 by drlove

“This is a series of thoughts which never made it into anything, but are cluttering up my notebook.” Erk ——————– Inventor of the cheese-scented seatbelt.  Unlike the edible seatbelt [the S-eatbelt], which, while designed to allow seatbelt escape even while inverted, posed some logistic problems, not the least of which was the inability of most…

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Spring Cleaning 1 – The Old Codger

Posted on April 9, 2010 by drlove

“This was of course inspired by Grandpa Simpson, and was supposed to be a wandering letter to some company.   The continnuity needs a little work, and the ending is weak, but I’m not working on it anymore, so here it is.” – Erk Dear Sirs, I am very disappointed in your product.  These support hose…

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The Cure for Road Rage

Posted on July 10, 2008 by drlove

by Dr. Love Cutting people off, shouting obscenities, crude gestures, shootings;  these are all the horrible offspring of that evil monster called road rage.  It is such an epidemic problem that I am appalled nothing is being done about it.  Well I have the solution, and no, little miss-road-rage, it does not involve “killing all the…

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The Ho-Locator GPS

Posted on May 16, 2008 by drlove

By DrLove The holocator is an exciting new GPS, which in addition to the other points of interest we are all familiar with, can display ho’s in your area.  The only additional infrastructure required is RFID (Radio Frequency IDentification) tags for the ho’s, which can be read by the current city/highway network.  But that is the…

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Stuff My Junk Likes

Posted on March 26, 2008 by drlove

Baby, you know I love you more than anything.  You know that I would go anywhere, do anything, and spend whatever I have to make you happy, but I have got to tell you that my junk does not like what we are doing right now. 

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