Ha ha ha! What a clever title that is! anyway, I am sick and tired of people talking about ethonol as teh fuel of the future. It has been proven that our country cannot make ethonol for a profit, and that it costs ten times as much to make one gallon of ethonlol as one gallon…
How to Drive Like a Dick
Welcome to part three of my series on driving. At this point you have hopefully learned what set of rules city drivers are operating under, and why so many of them are idiots . You are now ready to study the penultimate level of driving prowess: the Dick. To drive like a dick is to be…
Stupidopolis Site News #3
Good evening, and welcome to this very exciting edition of Stupiodpolis site news! We have added a new feature for both registered and guest users called subscribe2. It was supposed to be ready three days ago. The schedule was emailed to everyone the day before, and we discussed it in both our daily meetings as well as the evening…
The Limit of Return on Investment
How to Drive Like an Idiot
There’s nothing so easy as driving like an idiot, and there’s no better teacher than driving in a big city. Idiots abound, and observing and imitating them is the the surest way to be labeled an idiot yourself. However, if you do not live in a big city, you may not have the luxury of…
Motorola to Focus on Core Competency
By Loren Jersey Throughout the greater part of the last century, and all of the current one, the name Motorola has inspired awe in all who heard it. From their humble beginnings in 1928 as the manufacturer of the first commercially successful car radio, to the invention of the cellular telephone in 1984, Motorola has…
How I lost My First Z
As a young boy I never had much interest in cars. I remember being amazed at how easily my brother could rattle off the make, model and year of any old vehicle we passed on our many road trips. They all looked the same to me. When I got my first car, a rusty old…
Stupidopolis Site News #2
Hello again! This is Fred the editor in chief here at Stupidopolis, and I have some exciting news! We have added a “Random Post” section which you can see in the middle sidebar, just below “Recent Posts”. The “Random Post” section will feature one random post selected from our archives each time the page is…
These Potato Chips Are LOUD!
by Enlitened 4/5/2008 About a month ago, on a friday after lunch some of the guys came back from lunch and said there was leftover food inthe break room. Some manager bought his team sandwhiches from Jimmy John’s. I don’t like too see food go to waist, so I went and got some. Well the next day I…
End The Ribbons Campaign!
by enlitened 3/31/2008 Sorry I haven’t posted anything in awhile, but I have been busy! Plus that crap with the Scientologists really made me angry. They are pure evil, pure and simple. But I have a very important issue on my mind and I just have to get it off there. I am just sick…