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End The Ribbons Campaign!

Posted on April 2, 2008 by enlitened

by enlitened

3/31/2008

Sorry I haven’t posted anything in awhile, but I have been busy!  Plus that crap with the Scientologists really made me angry.  They are pure evil, pure and simple.  But I have a very important issue on my mind and I just have to get it off there.  I am just sick and tired of these stupid ribbon campaignes!  Sure I feel sorry for all the cancer and aids people, the rape victims, the troops in Iraq, the drunks that kill.  I want to help them all.  Well I don’t want to help the drunks so much as the people they kill.  And I mean I want to help them not get killed.  You know what I mean.  The end result is that I buy there stupid ribbons, and now my car looks like a freakin’ pinyata. I hate french so much. I can’t spell any of there stupid words.

So I want to start a new campaign to end the ribbons.  This ribbon will be gray as you can see, which is a color I do not think any of the stupid ribbon campainges have taken.  The purpose of this ribbon will be to raise people’s awareness of the rampant overuse of ribbons to get people to support a partcular cause. 

It is a sign of a lack of creativity on the campaignes’s part to use such an overused symbol to bring in cash, and to garnish recognition. 

So, to use this ribbon, all you have to do is copy it.  There is no lisence requirements, no fee, and best of all, if we all support this cause, maybe jsut maybe we can make a diffrence!

Category: Editorial

2 thoughts on “End The Ribbons Campaign!”

  1. Brittany says:
    April 23, 2009 at 9:30 am

    well just so you know there is already a grey ribbon taken and it’s for brain cancer which my mom died from so stop being a douche…if you don’t like the ribbons don’t buy them…plain and simple…

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    1. enlitened says:
      April 23, 2009 at 5:14 pm

      Hi Brittany,
      I cheked out your story and I can’t beleve it but your almost rite! gray is used “to raise awareness for Asthma & Allergies, Brain injury, brain cancer, parkinsons disease and diabetes.”
      Its a terible thing to loose a mother, and to cancer in her brain is even werse, but I think that cancer is just evolution weeding out the week. So cheer up little girl, and hope you didnt enherit your moms bad genes.
      Not that any of this matters anyeay becuase the article was about to many stupid ribbon campanges, so if I change the color to plad or something like that will you shut up about it?
      Thanks and have a grate day.
      enlitened

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