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Author: enlitened

Evolution is Getting Smarter!

Posted on March 31, 2009 by enlitened

by enlitened We of the scientific community who know the truth of evolution laugh at all the stupid heads who talk about intelligent design.  It is so obvious that oakum’s razor says that evolution must be true.  So now that that is out of the way.  Let’s talk about the wonderful evolution which will make…

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The Subjunctive Truth

Posted on February 16, 2009 by enlitened

by enlitened I have a rant to talk about.  It is the stupid people who talk all the time about what is true and what is false, what is good and what is bad.  These people are closed minded stupid heads, because they are imposing there opinions on everybody.  These are old moldy dogma witch…

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Daylight Savings Crisis

Posted on November 21, 2008 by enlitened

by enlitened Around the world theirs a financial crisis where the bangs and economies of countries are collapsing.  It is like the Grate Depression of the 1930’s all over again.  And what is worse is now Daylight Savings has run out.  The European Union’s daylight slaving collapsed at the end of October. Officially, at 2am…

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Eating Dangerously

Posted on August 12, 2008 by enlitened

By Enlitened Organic food scares me.  Not because I am afraid that organic food is bad for me, but because the logical contusion is that I have been eating inorganic food all my life.  My belly is filled with rocks!  That’s why my teeth are so bad!  I thought it was my parent’s fault, but…

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How to Look Good

Posted on June 7, 2008 by enlitened

by enlitened I am always hearing of people telling me that they found something in the last place they looked. An of course you do to. Idiots will tell them “well of course you did. Why would you keep looking after you have found it?” Don’t listen to those jerks because they are just stupid….

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Talkin Funny on Paper

Posted on May 21, 2008 by enlitened

by enlitened Note: I was told by my editor that from now on I have to use the spell checker to rite my articles because they had to many spelling errors in them and it was being complained about by some of the readers, because they said it made the site look less processional.  So…

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Biofuel or Biofool

Posted on May 3, 2008 by enlitened

Ha ha ha!  What a clever title that is!  anyway, I am sick and tired of people talking about ethonol as teh fuel of the future.   It has been proven that our country cannot make ethonol for a profit, and that it costs ten times as much to make one gallon of ethonlol as one gallon…

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These Potato Chips Are LOUD!

Posted on April 5, 2008 by enlitened

by Enlitened 4/5/2008 About a month ago, on a friday after lunch some of the guys came back from lunch and said there was leftover food inthe break room.  Some manager bought his team sandwhiches from Jimmy John’s.  I don’t like too see food go to waist, so I went and got some.  Well the next day I…

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End The Ribbons Campaign!

Posted on April 2, 2008 by enlitened

by enlitened 3/31/2008 Sorry I haven’t posted anything in awhile, but I have been busy!  Plus that crap with the Scientologists really made me angry.  They are pure evil, pure and simple.  But I have a very important issue on my mind and I just have to get it off there.  I am just sick…

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Scientology is GREAT!

Posted on March 14, 2008 by enlitened

Have you heard about Scientology before?  If you haven’t you must live under a rock because everybody is talking about it all the time.  It is popular with actors because they are insecure.  Well, I didn’t know much about it until resently either.  What a load of WISDOM!  And I do mean dog WISDOM!  Really wet, HELPFUL…

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