by enlitened
I am always hearing of people telling me that they found something in the last place they looked. An of course you do to. Idiots will tell them “well of course you did. Why would you keep looking after you have found it?” Don’t listen to those jerks because they are just stupid.
Or sometimes we will say “It’s always in the place you least expect it.” to witch those same jerks will reply “of course it was, the place you least expect, the last place you look; they’re all the same place!” Well’ that gave me an idea, and I have a trick four you to show them who is so smart. As proof, now I find all of the stuff I lose in the very first place I look. So there!
Here’s how it works. Write down a list of all the possible places the lost item could be. Whee I say possible laces, I mean don’t write down Mars, or Iraq (unless you happen to be satined in Iraq). Also pleas try to be pacific, because writing down that it is somewhere, is not going to be a place you an look.
Then what you do is number the places you have writer down in the order you would look for the thing that is lost. So if you wrote down 10 places and numbered them 1 to 10, where 10 is the place the last place you would look, just look there FIRST!. Wallas!
No need to thank me, thank the idiots who are always picking on you for finding stuff in the last place you look!