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My New Year’s Resolutions

Posted on January 3, 2010 by Erk

by erk Yeah, I know this is a little late.  I will address that in the list below.  But before I do, I would like to mention something I have learned in the real world – the business world.  They say that when it comes to promising things, it’s meaningless without metrics.  It must have…

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Black Friday Gasoline Conspiracy

Posted on November 24, 2008 by Erk

WARNING:  This article contains toxic levels of sarcasm.  Read at your own risk. You heard right, Black Friday Gasoline Conspiracy.  Do you think it’s just a fortunate coincidence that gas prices have dropped 50% just in time for the big sales?  Boy it sure is fortunate for all those ailing retail stores out there who…

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Daylight Savings Crisis

Posted on November 21, 2008 by enlitened

by enlitened Around the world theirs a financial crisis where the bangs and economies of countries are collapsing.  It is like the Grate Depression of the 1930’s all over again.  And what is worse is now Daylight Savings has run out.  The European Union’s daylight slaving collapsed at the end of October. Officially, at 2am…

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America: Home of the Bail-Out

Posted on October 1, 2008 by Erk

I am so upset about this constant stream of money being funneled from my pocket to corporate losers, that I am almost speechless, but not completely.  Words cannot begin to describe how miffed I am at how poorly our corporations are being run, but despite that I will try.  And that our government would sell…

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On the Edge of Outsourcing

Posted on June 26, 2008 by Loren

6/26/2008 Outsourcing is the latest fad to fail in corporate America, but it needn’t be so.  The trouble with all of these fads is that they attack a symptom, but never address the root cause.  If your company has tried it, you are aware of the damage it can do.  If your company is talking…

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The Tax Man Cometh

Posted on April 1, 2008 by Erk

by Erk 4/1/08 The day is almost here, and if you are of the US Citizen persuasion, and happen to be employed or retired, you fall into one of two categories: done or not done.  The done folk mock the not done folk, saying “I did my taxes on New Year’s Day!  We used our tax…

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Making Millions!!

Posted on February 26, 2008 by Erk

Do you want to become a millionaire?  That’s a stupid question; that’s like asking if you want to breathe!  Well, unless you are breathing white hot lava, the answer is “Yeah, dumbass!”  Open any magazine, turn your television to any channel, and you will see millionaires, flaunting their wealth, teasing you with the attention it brings, and…

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Lottery Ticket to Nowhere

Posted on February 25, 2008 by Erk

Friday’s Mega Millions lottery drawing disappointed millions once again. “It’s never even anybody I know” complained losing ticket holder Amanda Hanson.  “And I know like a hundred people.”  Amanda Buys her ticket twice weekly for the Mega Millions drawing which has so far been nothing but a disappointment for her and her friends.  “We won $12 once, but…

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Writer’s Strike Ends Maybe Today

Posted on February 12, 2008 by enlitened

Los Angeles (Hollywood reporter) Today may be the last day of the writer’s strike that has gone on since November 5 of 2007.  This is good news for people who like to watch tv, and like to see new shows because their shows will have new episodes for them.  Also, it is good because writers…

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The Corporate Screw

Posted on January 23, 2008 by Erk

It started out a lot like any other Monday with me luggung a pile of not quite late bills down to the mail box, and carrying a bunch of threatening notices with me to work so I can call and remind these assholes that I haven’t died/purchased land in Idaho/filed for bankruptcy/or whatever reason it…

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