by erk Yeah, I know this is a little late. I will address that in the list below. But before I do, I would like to mention something I have learned in the real world – the business world. They say that when it comes to promising things, it’s meaningless without metrics. It must have…
Tag: life
Holocaust Remembrance Days
by Loren Jersey SKOKIE, IL. — From April 19 through April 26, the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington D.C. will lead the nation in remembering the six million Jews who were murdered in the Holocaust. Observances will be held in communities, state houses, city halls, churches, and synagogues across the United States and…
Evolution is Getting Smarter!
by enlitened We of the scientific community who know the truth of evolution laugh at all the stupid heads who talk about intelligent design. It is so obvious that oakum’s razor says that evolution must be true. So now that that is out of the way. Let’s talk about the wonderful evolution which will make…
Chunky Milk
Tuesday evening I stopped at a local grocer, “Farmers’ Freshest Produce Market” or some such thing. I like to shop there because they are cheap and the food is fresh. Well, most of the time. Tuesday I needed milk. I purchased 2 gallons, one for drinkin’ and one for makin’ yogurt. When I got home,…
Murder History
by Simone Chillwigger I have a serious issue to talk about, and I hope that you will not censor my letter, because I am going to get very graphic. When you fully understand the depth and the scope of these atrocities, you will be compelled to write your congressman as I have. These outrages…
I Totally Understand
Hey buddy, don’t look so glum. I’m sure it looks bad now, but there’s got to be a bright side to this. I want you to know that whatever you’re going though, I understand. I know what it is like to be suffering, and I can empathize. Well, actually, I can’t; and that is why…
Daylight Savings Crisis
by enlitened Around the world theirs a financial crisis where the bangs and economies of countries are collapsing. It is like the Grate Depression of the 1930’s all over again. And what is worse is now Daylight Savings has run out. The European Union’s daylight slaving collapsed at the end of October. Officially, at 2am…
I Have Appendicitis
Son, I have appendicitis, and it is slowly killing me. The doctors say that I have at most two weeks to live. My appendix is inflamed and will eventually burst, flooding the nearby tissue with dangerous bacteria. There is nothing they can do. Well, there are radical ‘surgeries’, and medications I can take, like prescription…
Impacted Fecal Matter
with Klee Irwin Are you overweight? Losing your memory? Hair? Sex Drive? Do you strain on the toilet to produce a few nuggets of unsatisfying feces? Did you know that up to 35% of your body weight right now is old decaying fecal matter, gall stones, kidney stones, toxins, pesticides and growth hormones clogging your intestines…
Universe Destroyed, Doesn’t Realize It Yet
by Loren Jersey So says Dr Phillip Melanchthon, professor of High Energy Nuclear Physics at Uppsala University in Stockholm, Sweden. “It is just as I have predicted.” He continued “The experiment at the Large Hadron Collider has caused a chain reaction which destroyed the entire universe.”