Stupidopolis

Twice the Stupid for Twice as Little!

Menu
  • About
  • Contact
  • Forums
  • LEGAL
  • Polls
  • Quotes
  • Sample Page
  • Sponsors
Menu

Tag: life

My New Year’s Resolutions

Posted on January 3, 2010 by Erk

by erk Yeah, I know this is a little late.  I will address that in the list below.  But before I do, I would like to mention something I have learned in the real world – the business world.  They say that when it comes to promising things, it’s meaningless without metrics.  It must have…

Read more

Holocaust Remembrance Days

Posted on April 21, 2009 by Loren

by Loren Jersey SKOKIE, IL. — From April 19 through April 26, the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum in Washington D.C. will lead the nation in remembering the six million Jews who were murdered in the Holocaust. Observances will be held in communities, state houses, city halls, churches, and synagogues across the United States and…

Read more

Evolution is Getting Smarter!

Posted on March 31, 2009 by enlitened

by enlitened We of the scientific community who know the truth of evolution laugh at all the stupid heads who talk about intelligent design.  It is so obvious that oakum’s razor says that evolution must be true.  So now that that is out of the way.  Let’s talk about the wonderful evolution which will make…

Read more

Chunky Milk

Posted on March 19, 2009 by Erk

Tuesday evening I stopped at a local grocer, “Farmers’ Freshest Produce Market” or some such thing. I like to shop there because they are cheap and the food is fresh. Well, most of the time. Tuesday I needed milk. I purchased 2 gallons, one for drinkin’ and one for makin’ yogurt. When I got home,…

Read more

Murder History

Posted on January 21, 2009 by fred

by Simone Chillwigger   I have a serious issue to talk about, and I hope that you will not censor my letter, because I am going to get very graphic.  When you fully understand the depth and the scope of these atrocities, you will be compelled to write your congressman as I have.  These outrages…

Read more

I Totally Understand

Posted on January 16, 2009 by Erk

Hey buddy, don’t look so glum.  I’m sure it looks bad now, but there’s got to be a bright side to this. I want you to know that whatever you’re going though, I understand.  I know what it is like to be suffering, and I can empathize.  Well, actually, I can’t; and that is why…

Read more

Daylight Savings Crisis

Posted on November 21, 2008 by enlitened

by enlitened Around the world theirs a financial crisis where the bangs and economies of countries are collapsing.  It is like the Grate Depression of the 1930’s all over again.  And what is worse is now Daylight Savings has run out.  The European Union’s daylight slaving collapsed at the end of October. Officially, at 2am…

Read more

I Have Appendicitis

Posted on October 22, 2008 by Erk

Son, I have appendicitis, and it is slowly killing me.  The doctors say that I have at most two weeks to live.  My appendix is inflamed and will eventually burst, flooding the nearby tissue with dangerous bacteria.  There is nothing they can do.  Well, there are radical ‘surgeries’, and medications I can take, like prescription…

Read more

Impacted Fecal Matter

Posted on October 10, 2008 by fred

with Klee Irwin Are you overweight?  Losing your memory? Hair? Sex Drive?  Do you strain on the toilet to produce a few nuggets of unsatisfying feces?  Did you know that up to 35% of your body weight right now is old decaying fecal matter, gall stones, kidney stones, toxins, pesticides and growth hormones clogging your intestines…

Read more

Universe Destroyed, Doesn’t Realize It Yet

Posted on September 11, 2008 by Loren

by Loren Jersey So says Dr Phillip Melanchthon, professor of High Energy Nuclear Physics at Uppsala University in Stockholm, Sweden. “It is just as I have predicted.” He continued “The experiment at the Large Hadron Collider has caused a chain reaction which destroyed the entire universe.” 

Read more
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • Next

Recent Posts

  • AEU Going Green
  • Spring Cleaning 2 – Miscellaneous Bits
  • Spring Cleaning 1 – The Old Codger
  • Spring Cleaning!
  • Stupidopolis Site News

Recent Comments

  1. enlitened on Why Aborshun is Right!
  2. gar on Why Aborshun is Right!
  3. admin on Screw the Olympics!
  4. carlene on Screw the Olympics!
  5. admin on Impacted Fecal Matter

Archives

  • April 2010
  • January 2010
  • November 2009
  • October 2009
  • May 2009
  • April 2009
  • March 2009
  • February 2009
  • January 2009
  • December 2008
  • November 2008
  • October 2008
  • September 2008
  • August 2008
  • July 2008
  • June 2008
  • May 2008
  • April 2008
  • March 2008
  • February 2008
  • January 2008

Categories

  • anecdote
  • Classified
  • Editorial
  • letters
  • non sequitur
  • shorts
  • Uncategorized
© 2023 Stupidopolis | Powered by Minimalist Blog WordPress Theme