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My New Year’s Resolutions

Posted on January 3, 2010 by Erk

by erk Yeah, I know this is a little late.  I will address that in the list below.  But before I do, I would like to mention something I have learned in the real world – the business world.  They say that when it comes to promising things, it’s meaningless without metrics.  It must have…

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I Totally Understand

Posted on January 16, 2009 by Erk

Hey buddy, don’t look so glum.  I’m sure it looks bad now, but there’s got to be a bright side to this. I want you to know that whatever you’re going though, I understand.  I know what it is like to be suffering, and I can empathize.  Well, actually, I can’t; and that is why…

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Hippies Won’t Shut Up About Hemp

Posted on December 15, 2008 by Erk

by Erk You may recall, though you may not have been alive to witness it first-hand, that a while ago there was a controversy over the necessity of physical hygiene and personal grooming.  It was a sort of counter-culture movement of very smelly, lazy and generally rebellious individuals known as hippies.  It wasn’t a movement…

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Americans Fight World Hunger

Posted on December 1, 2008 by Loren

by Loren Jersey West Hollywood Across this great nation a movement has been spreading.  A movement started by one Dredmond Bellbottom the 3rd of West Hollywood, California.  Dredmond, who has always been very active in his community, was frustrated by the roadblocks and red tape he encountered in the humanitarian programs which existed at the…

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Daylight Savings Crisis

Posted on November 21, 2008 by enlitened

by enlitened Around the world theirs a financial crisis where the bangs and economies of countries are collapsing.  It is like the Grate Depression of the 1930’s all over again.  And what is worse is now Daylight Savings has run out.  The European Union’s daylight slaving collapsed at the end of October. Officially, at 2am…

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I Have Appendicitis

Posted on October 22, 2008 by Erk

Son, I have appendicitis, and it is slowly killing me.  The doctors say that I have at most two weeks to live.  My appendix is inflamed and will eventually burst, flooding the nearby tissue with dangerous bacteria.  There is nothing they can do.  Well, there are radical ‘surgeries’, and medications I can take, like prescription…

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Impacted Fecal Matter

Posted on October 10, 2008 by fred

with Klee Irwin Are you overweight?  Losing your memory? Hair? Sex Drive?  Do you strain on the toilet to produce a few nuggets of unsatisfying feces?  Did you know that up to 35% of your body weight right now is old decaying fecal matter, gall stones, kidney stones, toxins, pesticides and growth hormones clogging your intestines…

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March Madness® ‘Fan’ Not Mad at All!

Posted on March 20, 2008 by Loren

by Loren Jersey 3/20/2008 March Madness® begins today, and all across the nation, basketball fans are going crazy.  All except for Harlan Dunkel that is, who according to his family, has not begun to show the slightest indication of madness. “We’re very worried by Harlan’s lack of craziness over the championship games” said his wife LaBrenda….

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Walking Cuts Walter’s Heart Disease 40%

Posted on January 23, 2008 by Loren

August 26, 1999 BOSTON – Walking briskly for three hours each week reduces Walter Levernier’s risk of heart disease by 30 to 40 percent, according to the New England Journal of Medicine out Thursday. “Increasing walking time, or combining walking with moderate exercise, appears to be associated with even greater risk reductions,” according to the…

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Coughing Man Not Sick

Posted on January 16, 2008 by Loren

Despite nearly coughing up a lung, Herman Nelson, an employee at Tritech in Kildeer, told his fellow employees he was not sick.  The coughing was first noticed Tuesday in the restoom, where Mr. Nelson was trying to dispense paper towel to dry his hands.  According to co-worker Niel Jergenson, “He attempted to reassure me between bouts…

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