Dear Sports Announcer, I am embarrassed to admit this, but lately I’ve been having trouble, you know, keeping the pilot light lit. Even five years ago, this never would have happened. I was a real stallion, metaphorically speaking. Now I feel more like my little pony. My wife says it’s no big deal, which makes…
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The Cure for Road Rage
by Dr. Love Cutting people off, shouting obscenities, crude gestures, shootings; these are all the horrible offspring of that evil monster called road rage. It is such an epidemic problem that I am appalled nothing is being done about it. Well I have the solution, and no, little miss-road-rage, it does not involve “killing all the…
Dear Advice
DEAR SOUND TECHNICIAN: I am a happily married man in my early 40’s. My wife and I have always had fun together no matter what we did, but lately it has been getting harder to satisfy her in the bedroom. She says it’s not me, and although I am losing a bit of my hair,…
Sex Still in the Top 10
by Loren Jersey March 10, 2008 Sex used to be the only thing on the minds of teenagers, and as far as males are concerned, sex occupied at least 99% of their imaginations from the ages of 12 on. Sure there have been fads, and crazes (Abstinence, “Say ‘NO!’ to ho’s”, AIDS), but until this century, there…