Family, Work, Bills; these are some of the biggest causes of stress in our lives. There are so many rules, so many conflicting agendas, not to mention the tedious processes required to purchase and prepare something as boring and necessary as food. Well, I have a solution for all of it. Read on and I…
Category: Editorial
commentary, most often of a ranting sort
We Need to Talk
Hi, I am the Admin for Stupidopolis and I would like to take a few minutes of your time to talk about this relationship. Perhaps you haven’t noticed, but to us it seems as if we are doing a lot more than our share of the work around here, and I think that it’s time you stepped up and pulled…
I’m Not Wearing Underpants
I understand your position; you think Bush is the anti-Christ and his political agenda is the systematic destruction of the middle class, the raping of America and the oppression of women and minorities. He’s replacing every major government position with politicians whose views are in alignment with his own, effectively crippling our ability to act in…
Happy Leap Day To You!
Today is not Leap Year. 2008 is a Leap Year. So stop calling today Leap Year.
Making Millions!!
Do you want to become a millionaire? That’s a stupid question; that’s like asking if you want to breathe! Well, unless you are breathing white hot lava, the answer is “Yeah, dumbass!” Open any magazine, turn your television to any channel, and you will see millionaires, flaunting their wealth, teasing you with the attention it brings, and…
Reader Response
On 10/13/1998, you wrote: this is the biggest pile of appropriated blather i have had the misfortune to come across, once again the white bread cannibal culture strikes again this site has nothing to do with graffitti, yet you vultures just glomed a word that has a distinct cultural identity so that hopefully it would…
Valentine’s Day
When I was six, everyone in my grade school class wrote Valentine’s Day cards, and passed them out to every other student in class. Thus I was indoctrinated into a long and mysterious tradition. Every year, millions of people send cards, flowers, candies, and all manner of red and slinky gifts. But why? What truths…
Auto Insurance Woes
Have you ever felt as though you are dealing with a rebelious child when you talk to your auto insurance agent? If so, then you may enjoy this. A member of our family was involved in a fender bender last month. She was approaching a stop light, slowing down to turn right, when a pizza…
The Corporate Screw
It started out a lot like any other Monday with me luggung a pile of not quite late bills down to the mail box, and carrying a bunch of threatening notices with me to work so I can call and remind these assholes that I haven’t died/purchased land in Idaho/filed for bankruptcy/or whatever reason it…
Why Aborshun is Right!
It sickens me to reed in the news about people who appose aborshun. They are taking away the rights of womyn all over the world when they make laws preventing them from controlling there bodies because it is every womyns right to do with her body as she pleases and these men have no idea…