I understand your position; you think Bush is the anti-Christ and his political agenda is the systematic destruction of the middle class, the raping of America and the oppression of women and minorities. He’s replacing every major government position with politicians whose views are in alignment with his own, effectively crippling our ability to act in times of crisis such as these. He wants to eliminate welfare, social security and healthcare while simultaneously ensuring that millionaires don’t have to pay tax on their capital gains and inheritances. He is singlehandedly responsible for the fall of the dollar, the deforestation of the rainforest, global warming, AIDS, the Avian Flu, and the poor box office results for Undiscovered, and A Sound of Thunder. He is working (albeit unwittingly) with the terrorist plan to bankrupt our country by forcing us to spend ourselves into poverty on this war in Iraq and on terror which can never be won, all the while telling us that if we win this war, there will be world peace and $0.99 gas for all. I have heard your opinions and your supporting arguments by Louis Black and Stephen Colbert, and I have but one thing to say.
I’m not wearing underpants, and you should too.