We Need to Talk

Hi,  I am the Admin for Stupidopolis and I would like to take a few minutes of your time to talk about this relationship.  Perhaps you haven’t noticed, but to us it seems as if we are doing a lot more than our share of the work around here, and I think that it’s time you stepped up and pulled your weight.  Now hold on a minute, don’t get upset!  This is just as much our fault;  we haven’t been posting every day like some other humorous blog sites, but dammit we are doing the best we can at the moment. Everything is turned upside-down right now.  We’re kind of new at this, and it’s hard.  Do you have any idea what kind of pressure we’re under right now? I mean there are blogs out there with millions of viewers, MILLIONS.  And we know that you might be one of them.  Yeah, we know, and it’s ok.  It’s ok.  We never expected loyalty or ‘mono-blog-y’ if you will.    But you just don’t know how much you mean to us; I promise that we will do our best to post something every day. And we will work our hardest to make it really funny. 

But it is a two way street.  If we hold up our end of the relationship, we can expect the same from you.  And it’s not enough for you to just occasionally skim over a new post; no, we need you to read every word and laugh.  We love the way you put your hand over your mouth and laugh silently while you’re at work.  We want you to laugh till it hurts, like you do when someone tickles your tummy relentlessly.  And we need you to comment on our posts.  I don’t mean stuff like “yeah, I totally agree” or crap like that.  We can see right through that, and that makes us kind of angry.  Not really at you; it’s just that we care so much about what we write, and cheap comments like that make us feel like you don’t really value our relationship. 

Since we started this blog on January 14, 2008 , you have left a total of 5 comments, and have apparently read only 4 of our posts.  We have like 50 posts!  Not only that, but you’ve looked at our Welcome page like 7 times today, but did you click on anything else? No! Did you think we wouldn’t find out?  Granted, you may not have gone to work yet, but that is no excuse.  We know you are on the internet!