The following are excerpts from “Building a Better Mouse”, printed for the first time in Sept of 1993. …The main concern was that so many individuals have been working to build a better mousetrap that we here at ASAP became very concerned for the future of the mouse. As if the common mouse doesn’t have…
Category: non sequitur
Usually, as the name suggests, quite non-sensical
Chocolate Murmurs
Then the men came with their chocolate and their dark words. They spoke of the end, the shoe, everything. We were scared. One of us, Arnold, tried on some pizza puffs. He hadn’t had a very long day, so we humored him. The men were not amused. We asked them about our indigenous plants. We…
Weather
“And here’s the long-range weather forecast for our area from the Channel 6 weather computer: Monday expect temperatures to take a little drop into the high ‘teens as that cold front moves in. Of course it will be even colder by the lake, but only into the low ‘teens. Tuesday will stay in the high…
P
So it’s early in the morning and I’m sound asleep and I’m dreaming that I really have to go pee because I really have to go pee and I’m on a beach and go into one of those little changing hut/tent things I don’t know why since they don’t have toilets or anything in them…
Miscellaneous
if poppy seeds were green one might commit you to an institution. Oh, that I would stop shrinking. This is not the toast I wanted. – Chris So I said to the guy, “if you’re gonna sell me this cow, you gotta give me some kind of guarantee that it ain’t gonna explode like those…