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Posted on January 15, 2008 by admin

if poppy seeds were green one might commit you to an institution.

Oh, that I would stop shrinking.

This is not the toast I wanted. – Chris

So I said to the guy, “if you’re gonna sell me this cow, you gotta give me some kind of guarantee that it ain’t gonna explode like those chickens. I mean my son lost three fingers!”
10-20-1997

Saturday it rained. It wasn’t the usual lingering sprinkle you know is going to last all day. No, Saturday it rained herring; little bits at first then whole ones.
1996

Category: non sequitur

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