“And here’s the long-range weather forecast for our area from the Channel 6 weather computer: Monday expect temperatures to take a little drop into the high ‘teens as that cold front moves in. Of course it will be even colder by the lake, but only into the low ‘teens. Tuesday will stay in the high ‘teens and we’ll see a bit of snow in the early morning – probably 3-4 inches. Wednesday will warm up a little – probably into the mid 20’s. We’ll probably get another 1-2 inches of snow – possibly up to 3-4 inches in the out-lying areas. Thursday will be the apocalypse, as a rain of fire falls from the sky wiping out 80-90 percent of the population. Fortunately for most of us, the living will envy the dead. Friday starts a forty-year winter, with the sun blotted out from the sky and temperatures reaching those of outer space. Most of the remaining population will be consumed by cockroaches, the rest will eventually die of other causes.” “So, don’t forget to put on that winter jacket and drive extra-careful Tuesday morning on the way to work. Good-night everybody and have a pleasant evening.”
copyright, Graffitti 1996