So it’s early in the morning and I’m sound asleep and I’m dreaming that I really have to go pee because I really have to go pee and I’m on a beach and go into one of those little changing hut/tent things I don’t know why since they don’t have toilets or anything in them which I quickly surmise and quickly step back out and someone else steps in there quickly so that idea’s shot and I notice that I can just see their feet between the tent material and the sand and determine that I wouldn’t even have been able to fake it and I don’t even think of going in the water and going in the water and I don’t know why so I walk down the beach towards more huts and trees and a building up towards the left away from the beach (the water (ocean) is on the right as I’m walking down the beach) and it’s very sunny out and there are a lot of people walking and swimming and playing and running and talking but all I can think of is finding a place to pee because I really have to pee so I walk up towards the building and suddenly I’m in the rest-room/changing room/showering area and all of the stalls are busy with people and families in them and I really have to go pee so I sneak around the back of the building and find a relatively secluded spot and pee in the sand next to the building and am relieved and really feel relieved and a couple minutes later I wake up and really feel relieved and I think ‘relieved’ is rather strangely spelled and I am rather concerned but am more concerned that I actually do feel releived but I don’t feel wet but I am hesitant to move at all because I might suddenly feel wet and without moving I try to sense any wetness which might be around me but there is none but I’m still rather concerned and am slowly coming to complete consciousness and slowly get straight up and look around to see if there’s some wetness I missed and am suddenly very relieved to find that I really have to pee.
Published: 7-9-96
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