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The True Story of ‘Independence Day’

Posted on January 17, 2008 by admin

(Brought to you by those who brought you “The True Story of ‘Christmas’”.) (The authors of which have been acquitted of almost all charges brought against them arising from that manuscript, though they are still going to hell, we just have to figure out how to fit them into a “hand-basket”.) (Just for reference, the…

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Posted on January 17, 2008 by admin

So it’s early in the morning and I’m sound asleep and I’m dreaming that I really have to go pee because I really have to go pee and I’m on a beach and go into one of those little changing hut/tent things I don’t know why since they don’t have toilets or anything in them…

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Messages Seen During System Boot-up

Posted on January 16, 2008 by admin

RPT: Multi-Processor environment starting PR1: Processor 1 starting PR0: Processor 0 starting PR1: Hi, I’m Processor 1.  I’m in charge. PR0: No, I’m Processor 0, so I’m in charge. PR2: Processor 2 taking control of system functions PR1: What do you mean by system functions? PR2: Memory, I/O, everything. PR0: No way, I’m taking control…

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Miscellaneous

Posted on January 15, 2008 by admin

if poppy seeds were green one might commit you to an institution. Oh, that I would stop shrinking. This is not the toast I wanted. – Chris So I said to the guy, “if you’re gonna sell me this cow, you gotta give me some kind of guarantee that it ain’t gonna explode like those…

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Apartment Hunting

Posted on January 15, 2008 by admin

‘I’m looking for a one-bedroom with a garage.’ “Oh, a garage. We have some nice two-bedrooms with garages.” ‘No, that’s too expensive. I’m looking for a one-bedroom.’ “Oh, so you don’t want a garage?” ‘No, I do want a garage.’ “Well, we have some three-bedrooms with garages – one with a double garage.” ‘Three bedrooms!?…

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