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Apartment Hunting

Posted on January 15, 2008 by admin

‘I’m looking for a one-bedroom with a garage.’
“Oh, a garage. We have some nice two-bedrooms with garages.”
‘No, that’s too expensive. I’m looking for a one-bedroom.’
“Oh, so you don’t want a garage?”
‘No, I do want a garage.’
“Well, we have some three-bedrooms with garages – one with a double garage.”
‘Three bedrooms!? I’d have to buy more stuff to fill up that much space! I might even have to go out and buy some kids! Don’t you have any one-bedrooms with garages in ok neighborhoods?’
“No, you’d have to pay through the nose. Sorry.”

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