Tenants at 832 Seward received an alarming notice at 4pm Central Standard Time indicating that effective immediately, Vasile Tiplea was no longer the maintenance man for the building in question. The circumstance of his replacement were not revealed, but the memo went on to say that Eddie Vonservia would take over maintenance duties at the…
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Organic Pet Rocks!
Stop destroying the environment by supporting the processing and sales of hormone and pesticide laden pet rocks. Purchase organic rocks hand selected in a renewable an sustainable fashion without destroying the rainforest or clubbing baby seals! Remember, if it doesn’t say organic, you’re murdering the earth!
Chicken Spaghetti Thief
I was recently discussing inventions with a co-worker of mine when he suggested that I Google the description to see if the product already existed. “Oh no,” I said “they steal ideas from people. I don’t do that anymore!” He seemed confused, so I explained; search engines have been aware of this for years. They…