(Brought to you by those who brought you “The True Story of ‘Christmas’”.) (The authors of which have been acquitted of almost all charges brought against them arising from that manuscript, though they are still going to hell, we just have to figure out how to fit them into a “hand-basket”.) (Just for reference, the…
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Coughing Man Not Sick
Despite nearly coughing up a lung, Herman Nelson, an employee at Tritech in Kildeer, told his fellow employees he was not sick. The coughing was first noticed Tuesday in the restoom, where Mr. Nelson was trying to dispense paper towel to dry his hands. According to co-worker Niel Jergenson, “He attempted to reassure me between bouts…
Study Links Women’s Waist Size to Obesity
Get out the tape measure! Doctors reported Tuesday that women with waists of 30 inches (76 cm) or more are twice as likely to be obese than their more petite counterparts. At 38 inches (96 cm), the risk is three times higher
Spend Yourself Wealthy
By Loren Jersey Copyright 2008, Stupidopolis Chronicle Sound impossible? Keep an open mind and read on; you may change your opinion yet. Everyone has heard the old adage spouted by retail advertisements “The more you spend the more you save!” But most of us are skeptical of the motivation behind such sayings. Sure there may…
Woman Ends Motherhood
8-20-98 LOS ANGELES- A San Jose mother killed her child tuesday when his demands on her time became too great. “I was just fed up with the way things were going, and this child was where I was wasting most of my time. I kept thinking ‘why do I put up with this? I mean…