It was 9am, and Dick moved with purpose down the aisle from his office to the lab. As he passed the empty cubes of his subordinates he felt a grim satisfaction. They are all in the lab, he thought, and that means they are all working. But how hard are they working? And are they doing everything I told…
Tag: food
Eating Dangerously
By Enlitened Organic food scares me. Not because I am afraid that organic food is bad for me, but because the logical contusion is that I have been eating inorganic food all my life. My belly is filled with rocks! That’s why my teeth are so bad! I thought it was my parent’s fault, but…
These Potato Chips Are LOUD!
by Enlitened 4/5/2008 About a month ago, on a friday after lunch some of the guys came back from lunch and said there was leftover food inthe break room. Some manager bought his team sandwhiches from Jimmy John’s. I don’t like too see food go to waist, so I went and got some. Well the next day I…