“How to Make $Millions$” – it’s a very forward looking book, outlining how I wrote a book on making millions, and thus made millions. Explains in great detail how you can do it too!
“What the World Would Be Like if I Hadn’t Written This Book” – A tantalizing vision of an alternate reality where Air Force General Michael V. Hayden becomes the head of the CIA, and the fate of a nation rests in the hands of a simpleton.
“We Are The SpoogePumps” – an in-depth auto-biography of the greatest band that never existed.
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