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Two Sides of the Story

Posted on February 8, 2008 by Erk

I found this to be quite enlightening.

 

Local Man Persecuted
Naperville, IL

 

In a case of severe racism and human rights violation Mbando Ngipbtu was fined $600 yesterday and told he could no longer practice his deeply religious and culturally significant rituals.  This outrageous act of hypocrisy has brought together several civil rights groups and grabbed the attention of humanist organizations across the nation.  “This is the type of sanctimonious culture bashing and religious intolerance we have grown to expect from the xeno-phobic right,” said Herbert McVie, president of the Secular Humanist Society “and it can no longer be permitted! Mbando’s culture is cemented together by ritualistically consuming portions of their ancestors, in a beautiful and very spiritual ceremony.  These western supremacists are such hypocrites.  This is a double standard.  What would happen if the city tried to stop a group of Christians from performing their cannibalistic Lord’s Supper.  It’s the same thing!  Archeologists and Anthropologists have proven that it’s a copycat of the ritual Mbando and his ancestors have been performing for more than 10,000 years.  We’d have a million angry Christians storming city hall!  Mbando has nobody else to speak out for him.” 

 

 

Local Man Fined for Selling Food.
Naperville, IL

 

Mbando Ngipbtu was fined $600 for selling cooked meat without a permit yesterday.  The Board of Health in Naperville confiscated the make-shift smoker and several pounds of questionable animal products, citing a violation of city zoning ordinance, federal tax law, and food safety issues, as well as selling food without a license.  William Horn, Mbando’s next door neighbor says he’d noticed the smoker before.  “I don’t know what he was using; I’m not a smoke aficionado; but it was some of the sweetest smelling meat”  he said.  “I was waiting for him to finish his ceremony with his family, you know, out of respect, but then I had to go run some errands, and when I got back, there were like 30 people there plus the cops and some city officials. When I asked Mbando about it earlier today during our boys’ soccer game, he just mumbled something about ‘that idiot McVie'”

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