The holocator is an exciting new GPS, which in addition to the other points of interest we are all familiar with, can display ho’s in your area. The only additional infrastructure required is RFID (Radio Frequency IDentification) tags for the ho’s, which can be read by the current city/highway network. But that is the boring stuff. The RFID tags will store health data as well as prices and customer satisfaction ratings. Additionally, these tags will provide valuable tracking information for pimps, as they will be updated in real-time showing ho’s in use as well as ho’s in motion. Check out this screenshot.
As you can probably guess, the blue condoms are the available ho’s, and the number of condoms indicates that ho’s customer satisfaction rating. The red condoms indicate ho’s in use, like that hot little number in Macy’s, or that skanky ho in the Cultural Center’s third floor bathroom. There is even one in the middle which appears to be in a vehicle, possibly in a Lexus IS300 on her way to my condominium. 😀 This is, in my opinion, the most exciting advancement to come to GPS ever. Look for it this Christmas at finer retail locations everywhere.
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