by Loren Jersey So says Dr Phillip Melanchthon, professor of High Energy Nuclear Physics at Uppsala University in Stockholm, Sweden. “It is just as I have predicted.” He continued “The experiment at the Large Hadron Collider has caused a chain reaction which destroyed the entire universe.”
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Stupidopolis Site News #5
Hello again! please excuse the constant interruptions, but we have some very exciting news! Our lazy-ass web designer has finally added the post rating widget that I have been asking for since March. Hooray for him, that he has finally done what I asked him to do 4 months ago. I hope the ten minutes…
Site News #4
Welcome to the fourth installment of Stupidopolis site news! We have some very exciting things to go over today, and not a lot of time, so let’s defer any questions to the end, and get right to it. Analytics: According to Google Analytics, Stupidopolis is the number one mistaken landing page! 63% of our visitors…
Maintenance Guy Replaced
Tenants at 832 Seward received an alarming notice at 4pm Central Standard Time indicating that effective immediately, Vasile Tiplea was no longer the maintenance man for the building in question. The circumstance of his replacement were not revealed, but the memo went on to say that Eddie Vonservia would take over maintenance duties at the…
The Need for Beer
This is a simple graph indicating the relationship between bowling performance and beer consumption. You will notice that after some amount of beer, the average bowler’s game is actually better than he thinks it is. This is the bowling sweet spot (or the “zone”), usually indicated by a very relaxed pre-to-light-buzzed state, streaks of 3 or…
Talkin Funny on Paper
by enlitened Note: I was told by my editor that from now on I have to use the spell checker to rite my articles because they had to many spelling errors in them and it was being complained about by some of the readers, because they said it made the site look less processional. So…
The Ho-Locator GPS
By DrLove The holocator is an exciting new GPS, which in addition to the other points of interest we are all familiar with, can display ho’s in your area. The only additional infrastructure required is RFID (Radio Frequency IDentification) tags for the ho’s, which can be read by the current city/highway network. But that is the…
Stupidopolis #1 in Nepal
Kathmandu, Nepal Tuesday marked a milestone is Stupidopolis history, when a web surfer from Kathmandu, Nepal, visited, and viewed 2 different pages, making Stupidopolis the single most popular website in Nepal.
Stupidopolis Site News #3
Good evening, and welcome to this very exciting edition of Stupiodpolis site news! We have added a new feature for both registered and guest users called subscribe2. It was supposed to be ready three days ago. The schedule was emailed to everyone the day before, and we discussed it in both our daily meetings as well as the evening…
Motorola to Focus on Core Competency
By Loren Jersey Throughout the greater part of the last century, and all of the current one, the name Motorola has inspired awe in all who heard it. From their humble beginnings in 1928 as the manufacturer of the first commercially successful car radio, to the invention of the cellular telephone in 1984, Motorola has…