by Simone Chillwigger I have a serious issue to talk about, and I hope that you will not censor my letter, because I am going to get very graphic. When you fully understand the depth and the scope of these atrocities, you will be compelled to write your congressman as I have. These outrages…
Author: fred
The Boxcar Oenophile
By Boxcar-Joe You don’t have to be a wine-maker or have a basement wine-cellar to be a wine connoisseur. If you’ve dreamt of bathing in a big tub filled with wine, you have what it takes. Beggars can’t be choosers, and today is no exception. On the menu is half a supersonic breakfast burrito. Our…
Impacted Fecal Matter
with Klee Irwin Are you overweight? Losing your memory? Hair? Sex Drive? Do you strain on the toilet to produce a few nuggets of unsatisfying feces? Did you know that up to 35% of your body weight right now is old decaying fecal matter, gall stones, kidney stones, toxins, pesticides and growth hormones clogging your intestines…
Stupidopolis News #6
First of all I would like to recognize the fact that we have reached 100 posts. Not very many of them are good, and 100 posts is nothing to brag about, but it is what it is, and I was hearing complaints about a lack of recognition, so there it is. Secondly, we have surpassed my personal goal…
I Am NOT a Terrorist!
by Inferno Hi, I am a senior in college at a prominent university nowhere near where you live. I tutor some of the less fortunate students in chemistry, which is my favorite subject, and in which I have my second major. I do some volunteer work on weekends and I love my part-time job at…
Stupidopolis Site News #5
Hello again! please excuse the constant interruptions, but we have some very exciting news! Our lazy-ass web designer has finally added the post rating widget that I have been asking for since March. Hooray for him, that he has finally done what I asked him to do 4 months ago. I hope the ten minutes…
Site News #4
Welcome to the fourth installment of Stupidopolis site news! We have some very exciting things to go over today, and not a lot of time, so let’s defer any questions to the end, and get right to it. Analytics: According to Google Analytics, Stupidopolis is the number one mistaken landing page! 63% of our visitors…
Stupidopolis #1 in Nepal
Kathmandu, Nepal Tuesday marked a milestone is Stupidopolis history, when a web surfer from Kathmandu, Nepal, visited, and viewed 2 different pages, making Stupidopolis the single most popular website in Nepal.
Stupidopolis Site News #3
Good evening, and welcome to this very exciting edition of Stupiodpolis site news! We have added a new feature for both registered and guest users called subscribe2. It was supposed to be ready three days ago. The schedule was emailed to everyone the day before, and we discussed it in both our daily meetings as well as the evening…
Stupidopolis Site News #2
Hello again! This is Fred the editor in chief here at Stupidopolis, and I have some exciting news! We have added a “Random Post” section which you can see in the middle sidebar, just below “Recent Posts”. The “Random Post” section will feature one random post selected from our archives each time the page is…