Hey buddy, don’t look so glum. I’m sure it looks bad now, but there’s got to be a bright side to this. I want you to know that whatever you’re going though, I understand. I know what it is like to be suffering, and I can empathize. Well, actually, I can’t; and that is why I understand. You see, I have a very unusual mental abnormality which prevents me from caring what other people think or feel. It’s really quite awful, or so I’ve been told. It’s like a curtain around which I can never peek, and you and your feelings and all you are going through are just on the other side. If I were capable of wanting to know, it would drive me insane not to be able to look, but I guess I am thankful that I am not. I mean who wants to be crazy? Get it? Huh, I thought that was funny. Anyway my problems are bad just like your problems are so I totally understand. It’s hard to deal with depression like yours, and even though I am pretty happy almost all the time, partly on account of my crippling mental condition, I get what you’re going through. Sometimes I find it hard to get out of bed in the morning too; it’s just so cozy and warm – I’m giggling just thinking about it. I’m sure it’s the same thing. Well, pretty much.
And I understand why you sleep so long, especially in the Winter. I mean who likes to be cold? I totally get it. I once stayed up all night watching The Lord of the Rings Boxed set extras – Just the extras! I mean that’s like 30 hours of footage! I think I finally went to bed at about 9am, and I slept till 2! I never slept that late before, and it threw my whole day off. I was eating breakfast for lunch and lunch for dinner. Then at 11, I was like hey, where’s dinner? I mean that’s pretty bad! I’m sure you can see now that I can totally relate to what you’re going through.
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