Organic Pet Rocks!

Stop destroying the environment by supporting the processing and sales of hormone and pesticide laden pet rocks. Purchase organic rocks hand selected in a renewable an sustainable fashion without destroying the rainforest or clubbing baby seals! Remember, if it doesn’t say organic, you’re murdering the earth!

2 responses to “Organic Pet Rocks!”

  1. carlene Avatar

    But, they look exactly like the toxin-tainted rocks. How can I be sure they’re organic, other than by the fact that they are 4 FREAKIN TIMES MORE EXPENSIVE, hmmmmm?

  2. Erk Avatar

    That is a small price to pay to save the earth, don’t you think? A percentage of all the profits goes to PETR (People for the Ethical Treatment of Rocks), GreenPeas, and Treehuggers Anonymous, so dig deep and buy our rocks!

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