Category: Editorial
commentary, most often of a ranting sort
How to Drive Like an Idiot
There’s nothing so easy as driving like an idiot, and there’s no better teacher than driving in a big city. Idiots abound, and observing and imitating them is the the surest way to be labeled an idiot yourself. However, if you do not live in a big city, you may not have the luxury of…
These Potato Chips Are LOUD!
by Enlitened 4/5/2008 About a month ago, on a friday after lunch some of the guys came back from lunch and said there was leftover food inthe break room. Some manager bought his team sandwhiches from Jimmy John’s. I don’t like too see food go to waist, so I went and got some. Well the next day I…
End The Ribbons Campaign!
by enlitened 3/31/2008 Sorry I haven’t posted anything in awhile, but I have been busy! Plus that crap with the Scientologists really made me angry. They are pure evil, pure and simple. But I have a very important issue on my mind and I just have to get it off there. I am just sick…
The Tax Man Cometh
by Erk 4/1/08 The day is almost here, and if you are of the US Citizen persuasion, and happen to be employed or retired, you fall into one of two categories: done or not done. The done folk mock the not done folk, saying “I did my taxes on New Year’s Day! We used our tax…
Stuff My Junk Likes
Baby, you know I love you more than anything. You know that I would go anywhere, do anything, and spend whatever I have to make you happy, but I have got to tell you that my junk does not like what we are doing right now.
Rules for Driving in Chicago
by Erk I grew up in a small town of about 14,000 in the middle of nowhere. It was’t a suburb of anything. Our neighborhood had stop signs. There were no turn lanes; in fact, there were no lanes at all. Some of you might call it uncivilized, even barbaric, but it was home. Later…
The Angst of Obscurity
Warning! this article is not very funny! I’m depressed. by Erk As I write these words, I imagine myself tossing the finished pages out into the wind. They swirl and whip past people on the street, stick momentarily to the front of a car, and are carried up again when a truck passses, never to be…
Scientology is GREAT!
Have you heard about Scientology before? If you haven’t you must live under a rock because everybody is talking about it all the time. It is popular with actors because they are insecure. Well, I didn’t know much about it until resently either. What a load of WISDOM! And I do mean dog WISDOM! Really wet, HELPFUL…
The Truth About Religon
by Enlitened, 3/11/2008 By now you are use to me sturring things up a bit, so this one should not come as much of a serprise to you. Just so you have the right understanding of where I am coming from I am not one of those stupid people who decided when they were 6…