by Loren Jersey
12/5/2025
For too long the left has been laughed at for equating words with violence, and now it would appear rightly so. A study conducted by Queers for Palestine in conjunction with their partners Hamas has been uncovered. It was conducted to prove the equivalency of words and violence, but ended in disaster, and turned out to prove the negation of the theorem to be true. The results were quickly buried, but our sources leave no stone unturned and no pocket un-plundered, and soon discovered a thumb drive containing hundreds of hours of badly recorded video, several spreadsheets and a list of hurtful words and phrases. There was also a sloppily thrown together draft of a report with several authors names and a conclusion that was proven false by the data in the spreadsheets.
Volunteers were given a slice of taboon and some water for participating in the study. The subjects were divided into three groups: Control group A, group B, and group C. Control group A was subjected to daily threats of violence, starvation, and regular beatings, while groups B and C were taken to special testing chambers under the ruins of the Yasser Arafat International Airport. There they were rotated between regimens of verbal abuse (using the Queers for Palestine list of violent words and phrases) and gunfire. Each participant was examined after experiencing the day’s testing for signs of violence on their bodies. They were also asked if they felt as if they had been harmed. The examiners failed to find any signs of physical harm caused by the verbal abuse, while 98% of the gunfire recipients showed signs of violence clear enough to be seen from a distance. Furthermore, when asked if they felt as if they had been harmed, 58% of the gunfire subjects responded in the affirmative, while none of the verbal abuse subjects responded in the affirmative. In fact, the control group C responded to the same questions with higher rates (16%) of emotional hurt, than test groups B and C, which seems to be part of the justification for why the study was scrapped. No Queers for Palestine responded to our inquiries with anything cogent or related to our questions at all.
It turns out words do not equal violence, leftists are just pussies.