by enlitened We of the scientific community who know the truth of evolution laugh at all the stupid heads who talk about intelligent design. It is so obvious that oakum’s razor says that evolution must be true. So now that that is out of the way. Let’s talk about the wonderful evolution which will make…
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The Subjunctive Truth
by enlitened I have a rant to talk about. It is the stupid people who talk all the time about what is true and what is false, what is good and what is bad. These people are closed minded stupid heads, because they are imposing there opinions on everybody. These are old moldy dogma witch…
Rift at the NIST
by Loren Jersey the National Institute of Standards and Technology, Acoustics Scientists and Engineers at NIST came to blows Tuesday over a proposal to redefine lameness, and how it is measured, including the introduction of a new SI unit, the Lamicle. Lameness, the degree to which something is lame, has always been measured in groans, with 1…
The Universe is Retarded
After 35 years of collecting data on the universe, Dr Carl Schmutzenheimer has concluded that the universe suffers from a severe learning disability. “These numbers should be way higher.” Explains Carl. “A universe of this age should be able to learn and retain information much better than this.” When asked how he arrived at a…
Universe Destroyed, Doesn’t Realize It Yet
by Loren Jersey So says Dr Phillip Melanchthon, professor of High Energy Nuclear Physics at Uppsala University in Stockholm, Sweden. “It is just as I have predicted.” He continued “The experiment at the Large Hadron Collider has caused a chain reaction which destroyed the entire universe.”