Hello again! This is Fred the editor in chief here at Stupidopolis, and I have some exciting news! We have added a “Random Post” section which you can see in the middle sidebar, just below “Recent Posts”. The “Random Post” section will feature one random post selected from our archives each time the page is…
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Stupidopolis Site News #1
As you may or may not have noticed, we have changed the theme here at Stupidopolis. Thanks to the design team for the many sleepless nights spent hacking MiloIIIIVII’s code to get things to look nice. Oh, I see the FlikR section is not done yet. I would have expected better from you, but I…
2,733,690 Un-Funny Blogs, and Growing
by Loren Jersey As of today, there are 2,733,690 terribly un-funny blogs on WordPress.com, and all data point to that number increasing in the future. In the past 18 hours bloggers have added 114,364 new un-funny posts to their drab, humorless blogs. These posts, sadly, centered too often on various hygiene issues, and boys we like. Well, I personally read…
March Madness® ‘Fan’ Not Mad at All!
by Loren Jersey 3/20/2008 March Madness® begins today, and all across the nation, basketball fans are going crazy. All except for Harlan Dunkel that is, who according to his family, has not begun to show the slightest indication of madness. “We’re very worried by Harlan’s lack of craziness over the championship games” said his wife LaBrenda….
Skater’s Career Ends Suddenly
by Erk Olympic skater Amy Blahdavich has been skating since she was 3 years old. From a strong line of skaters, with a pedigree exceeding 5 generations, she was her family’s most hopeful entry for the 2010 winter olympics, being held in Vancouver. “I trained her for 10 years” explains her coach Maury Sutherland choking…
Beverly Hills 90210 Still Canceled
by Loren Jersey The world has changed much in the 8 years since Beverly Hills 90210 was canceled. Many TV viewers have forgotten about it; many don’t even know it existed. But that does not deter Cincinnati BH9 Chapter President Vince Anderson from collecting signatures again for the group’s 30th quarterly letter. “Perseverance is the…
Sex Still in the Top 10
by Loren Jersey March 10, 2008 Sex used to be the only thing on the minds of teenagers, and as far as males are concerned, sex occupied at least 99% of their imaginations from the ages of 12 on. Sure there have been fads, and crazes (Abstinence, “Say ‘NO!’ to ho’s”, AIDS), but until this century, there…
Lottery Ticket to Nowhere
Friday’s Mega Millions lottery drawing disappointed millions once again. “It’s never even anybody I know” complained losing ticket holder Amanda Hanson. “And I know like a hundred people.” Amanda Buys her ticket twice weekly for the Mega Millions drawing which has so far been nothing but a disappointment for her and her friends. “We won $12 once, but…
Help
I’m hoping some computer guru out there can help me . I was using one of the search engines on the web a while ago, and come upon this interesting article. it was a transcription from text inscribed inside an ancient tomb in the middle east. It had been translated into several modern languages and…
Microsoft Wins Big
5-13-98 WASHINGTON (Rooters) – An M.S. Court of Appeals sided with Microsoft Corp. on Tuesday overruling a decision made last year by a lower court. The appellate court order will put an end to any further State or Justice Department suits that may be in the works. The three-judge appellate panel went on to say…