Tired of that old boring Chia pet that doesn’t do anything? How about a completely care free pet that wiggles and jiggles! Try new Rotting Flesh pets from Blammo! Rotting Flesh Pets require no watering or feeding, yet they provide so much more enjoyment! Kids can spend hours watching Rotting Flesh pets, and they learn a lot about nature too! Order yours today! Maggots and meat not included. Some assembly required.
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we gots lotta theese hear pets yewer ritein bout–ever time sum cow hear on muh rantch up an keels over, we jus letter lay an teh kids plays witem
the kids seys the stink shoes off the bullys at skool–so’s its doubleplusgood!